I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
dont ask me about 2009